Unpaid Taxi Fuel

For the person whose family thinks 'Dad' means Uber.

Unpaid Taxi Fuel files the joke under ‘Family transport reserve’. Five stars. Zero payment. Your destination is apparently always my problem.

Who is it for?

Made for parent or designated driver treated as a free taxi. A birthday, Secret Santa or just-because gift for an adult whose familiar habits have finally earned a label. Present it with a straight face and let recognition do the rest.

What you get

• One sealed 20 mL-format glass novelty display vial.
• Petrol amber in colour, with the appearance of clear light fuel-like liquid.
• A 50 × 30 mm clinical-style label with the Unpaid Taxi Fuel design.
• A compact keepsake for a shelf or desk.

Display only

Sealed novelty display item. Not medicine, food, drink or a cosmetic. Not for human or animal use. Product names and imaginary effects are jokes. No real biological specimens or hazardous contents are represented by the fictional label. Keep sealed and away from children.