Peter Pan Grow-Up Potion

Peter Pan Grow-Up Potion joins the Fairy-Tale Formulas range from UNLICENSED LABS™. For the grown man still waiting for an adult to sort it.

A fictional grow-up potion for the adult who somehow delegates all the adulting. A pointed birthday roast for someone who already knows this is their reputation.

The label carries the deadpan line “He is thirty-seven.”

• 20 mL vial format with UNLICENSED LABS™ label
• Fairy-Tale Formulas collection; product code FT-18
• Designed as a decorative novelty gift and display piece

Novelty display item only. Not for human or animal use. Product names, formula references and label jokes are fictional; this is not a medicine, supplement, cosmetic, food or drink.