Goblin Mode Essence

For the friend who becomes a different species on Sundays.

Goblin Mode Essence files the joke under ‘Domestic creature extract’. No plans. No shoes. No human interaction. The blanket nest is a legitimate address.

Who is it for?

Made for the friend happiest in pyjamas surrounded by snacks. For the adult who takes fictional worlds seriously enough to appreciate a completely unserious specimen. A shelf-sized gift for game nights, reading corners and desks already occupied by collectibles.

What you get

• One sealed 20 mL-format glass novelty display vial.
• Moss green in colour, with the appearance of cloudy earthy extract.
• A 50 × 30 mm clinical-style label with the Goblin Mode Essence design.
• A compact keepsake for a shelf or desk.

Display only

Sealed novelty display item. Not medicine, food, drink or a cosmetic. Not for human or animal use. Product names and imaginary effects are jokes. No real biological specimens or hazardous contents are represented by the fictional label. Keep sealed and away from children.