Courtney’s Fat Jab

A personalised funny gift with snack committee approval

Courtney’s Fat Jab has passed the only review panel that matters: the imaginary committee responsible for declaring that a little treat is an essential agenda item. Its paperwork is immaculate. Its priorities are questionable. The Metabolic Regulator label makes this a very straight-faced prop for a friendship with an established sense of humour.

The fun is in seeing a familiar name attached to something so deliberately official. Courtney is the example on the image; the recipient becomes the subject when you enter their name.

Who it’s for

Pick it as a personalised birthday gift for a friend who already enjoys this particular joke. It can be a funny gift for a gym friend with a famously enthusiastic snack drawer, or a Secret Santa gift for a best friend whose humour you know well. The personal touch is specific, so choose it because they will recognise your shared banter and enjoy being in on it.

What you get

• A 20mL glass display vial with a printed 50 x 30mm label.
• The Fat Jab design personalised with one chosen name of up to 14 characters.
• A live label preview before you buy; only the name changes.
• Red coloured display liquid, presented for display only and not for use.

Why it makes a great gift

A named label gives the presentation its punchline before you have said anything at all. The fixed layout keeps the mock-clinical character intact while the name makes it unmistakably theirs. Hand it over as a tiny piece of fictional bureaucracy from the snack department, then let your friend explain why the committee’s most recent decision was entirely justified.