Christmas Pyjama Escape Potion

For the dad held hostage by the family Christmas photo.

Christmas Pyjama Escape Potion files the joke under ‘Festive wardrobe rebellion’. Matching outfits. Different levels of consent. Blink twice if the reindeer trousers weren't your idea.

Who is it for?

Made for the reluctant partner in matching Christmas pyjamas. A stocking filler or Secret Santa gift for the adult whose Christmas habits deserve their own exhibit. The straight-faced lab label does the explaining while everyone else works out who it belongs to.

What you get

• One sealed 20 mL-format glass novelty display vial.
• Candy-cane pink in colour, with the appearance of clear watery liquid.
• A 50 × 30 mm clinical-style label with the Christmas Pyjama Escape Potion design.
• A compact keepsake for a shelf or desk.

Display only

Sealed novelty display item. Not medicine, food, drink or a cosmetic. Not for human or animal use. Product names and imaginary effects are jokes. No real biological specimens or hazardous contents are represented by the fictional label. Keep sealed and away from children.