Christmas Playlist Antidote

For the colleague who has played that song 47 times today.

Christmas Playlist Antidote files the joke under ‘Repeated chorus reserve’. All they want for Christmas is the aux cable. The office has heard enough bells.

Who is it for?

Made for the colleague who starts Christmas songs in October. A stocking filler or Secret Santa gift for the adult whose Christmas habits deserve their own exhibit. The straight-faced lab label does the explaining while everyone else works out who it belongs to.

What you get

• One sealed 20 mL-format glass novelty display vial.
• Peppermint green in colour, with the appearance of clear mint extract.
• A 50 × 30 mm clinical-style label with the Christmas Playlist Antidote design.
• A compact keepsake for a shelf or desk.

Display only

Sealed novelty display item. Not medicine, food, drink or a cosmetic. Not for human or animal use. Product names and imaginary effects are jokes. No real biological specimens or hazardous contents are represented by the fictional label. Keep sealed and away from children.